Beauty is only skin deep, but stupidity goes down to the bone.

Not wanting to sound like a teenager in heat, but still being moderately excited about finding the awesomeness that is TheSuperFicial.com, here's some celebrity news that caught my eye.

Renée Zellweger is slipping down some road she only knows. See below 'after' and 'before Hollywood mainstream' pic. Also note the IMDb pic from link above is pretty old. Poor girl.

Scarlett Johansson is cute. I know of no other way to describe this woman after reading this article. Well, other than talented, sexy, pretty, etc.



Tom Cruise is insane. And that's a medical term for his condition. Apart from believing the complete nonsense that is Scientology, marrying Katie Holmes (who's 14 years younger) and assimilating her, he's generally being a condescending asshole and will be raising his children to be exactly like him. O_o
He also may or may not be very gay.

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