Check this shit out.

Time for insane scientific articles! If you ever spend a year sifting through scientific articles on PubMed looking for references, you know how completely boring that is. However, the guy linked below had such bad luck, results and assistance, that he wrote the following one-page article, and probably left the department.

Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass. - Picked up from MetaFilter, Feb 2001.

That's possible the funniest scientific article I have ever read. However, the MetaFilter comments also link to this one:

Get me off your f-----g mailing list. (pdf) - Submitted to the 9th World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics, and Informatics, July 2005.