Sunday, August 31, 2008

Speed Racer (2008)

Speed Racer (2008) was a fun movie, but there is no excuse - repeat NO EXCUSE - in this entire universe filled with the most crazy shit you can imagine, to have a trained monkey in a movie that was created in the year 2008. It was the most annoying, stupid, childish and unfunny character I have ever seen in a movie. Even Chimp Chimp managed to be more entertaining than that stupid, retarded, fat ape-like creature in the movie that was called Squirtle or Spittle or Spermle or whatever his name was. Every time he was on the fucking screen I wanted to reach out and strangle his chubby little neck, to break his skull, to stuff his mouth with rat poison and shove the monkey up his ass. That shit was probably barely mildly funny when it was originally done in 1967, 40 FUCKING YEARS AGO, but GOD. Wachowski Brothers EPIC FAIL.