An exciting new programming language has become available:
It is obvious from the examples that this is the best language ever:
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
I'd love to use this at work but I'd probably be fired for rolling out of my chair every five minutes, laughing at my own code.